normal people vs ed sheeran

• Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
• Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
• Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
• Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
• Normal people: were spooning
• Ed: were resembling cutlery
• Normal people: my life is falling apart
• Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
• Normal people: will you marry me?
• Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle